Quotes... got any?

Julie Burchill
'I've got two sex speeds: Mad For It and Why Bother?'

Coco Chanel
'All men are children, and if you understand that, a woman understands everything'

Cher
'The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing - and then they marry him'

Michelle Lovric
'Men are perfectly good. The trouble is they are only good for one thing at a time'

Carrie Fisher
'Sex was for men, and marriage, like lifeboats, was for women and children'

Joan Rivers
'Never give the ring back. Never. Swallow it first'

Agatha Christie
'An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her'

Sophia Loren
'Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got'